| #1 | Do you find yourself reading cook books on how to cook brown rice, in case Dirk comes to dinner? |
| #2 | If you can recite passages from memory from either of his books? |
| #3 | If have the directions from mapquest from your house to Bigfork, MT memorized. |
| #4 | If you practice writing your name as Mrs. Dirk Benedict |
| #5 | Have you ever taken your VCR in for repair because you broke it by watching your favorite scenes of Dirk on TV over and over? |
| #6 | You've named your children or pets after characters played by Dirk. (10 extra points if it's your kids) |
| #7 | Do you have a picture of him hanging on the wall? (1 extra point if you tell people it's a family member) |
| #8 | You have the dates of his convention appearances entered in your calendar (2 extra points if you have the dates and locations memorized) |
| #9 | His website is your home page on your browser. |
| #10 | Is the word "Frack" part of your everday vocabulary? |
| #11 | Have you ever purposfully traveled to Montana because of the beauitful way Dirk describes it?
(5 extra points if you've actually gone to Bigfork, MT. 10 extra points if you touched his mailbox) |
